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Old 12-04-2013, 05:27 PM   #1
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A group of chess players were kicked out of a hotel lobby because they were discussing various winning strategies.

Why...........? Because the hotel manager did not want chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Old 12-04-2013, 05:31 PM   #3
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Feel better now that you've gotten that off your chess?
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Old 12-10-2013, 03:43 PM   #4
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Mine is worse than yours

This guy goes into his dentist's office complaining of discomfort with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"

"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything... meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"

"That's probabably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time." "Why chrome?" the man asked.

"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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You were right. It is a bad pun. But funny.
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A group of chess players were kicked out of a hotel lobby because they were discussing various winning strategies.

Why...........? Because the hotel manager did not want chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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A group of chess players were kicked out of a hotel lobby because they were discussing various winning strategies.

Why...........? Because the hotel manager did not want chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
After the manager did that he turned to another guest, Mr. Frost whom he greeted warmly. The manager saw that the guest had his dog Jack with him and when he bent down to pet the dog it jumped up and tried to "kiss" him on his nose.

The manager promptly kicked out the man and the dog....WHY.....?

Because the hotel manager didn't want Jack frost nipping at his nose
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and we might meet some of these people some day! (I can't wait)
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A Frog walked into the bank and went to Mr. Paddywack's desk and asked for a loan. Mr. Paddywack was taken aback and wasn't at all sure he should loan money to a Frog, so he asked if he had any collateral. The Frog handed him a brown lunch bag with a small porcelain statue in it. Paddywack thought this was very funny so he took the bag to the bank manager to share the joke. The bank manager looked in the bag and said..............Get Ready








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