A Couple went to a nice Chinese restaurant for dinner, after looking over the menu they made there order. The waiter brought out Plates and rice, sauces and chow main. He then brought out the Large covered pot with main dish.
They loaded there plates with rice Ect.
The Women reached for pot and before she got hold of it, the Lid lifted up about a half inch. Then She saw TWO BEADY EYE'S looking out and around, then the lid closed. She told Her Husband and as He reached for the pot, the lid raised half an inch and TWO BEADY EYE'S looked out and around, then the lid closed. The called His Waiter over and told Him what happened, the Waiter check his order book, shook his head and said, you have wong order.
That the PeeKing Duck!!