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Christmas Golf
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early on Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it." Number two guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She's up to her eyeballs in brochures." Number three says, "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They all turned to last guy who is staring at them like they have just lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf. And she said, "Take a sweater."
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Jimmy & Tre
Katy, TX
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