"Clean-up in aisle 15 - husband down"
A couple were grocery shopping at Safeway. The husband picked up a case of his favorite beer, Black Butte Porter. His wife says "What do you think you're doing?. His reply "it's my favorite beer and a $20 a case it s good deal." She replied "we can't afford it - put it back."
In aisle 15, the cosmetics aisle, the wife picks out a bottle of face cream priced at $20. Hubby says "What are you buying that for?" Wifey's response is "It makes me look more beatiful." He says "So do 20 bottles of Black Butte."
Never knew what hit him.
Frank Damp -Anacortes, WA,(DW- Eileen)
ex-pat Brits (1968) and now ex-RVers, as of 08 Dec 14.