One morning a Guy gets up and comes down Stairs into the kitchen, give a quick look around and goes out front door and gets the morning paper.
after coming back in he sits at the table and reads his paper. 45 min later his wife gets up and come down to the kitchen. Hubby says; about time you got up, I need a cup of Coffee. She says; why didn't you make it?
He says; No, that's your job. She says no it's your job and it says so in the Bible! He says, What? it's in the Bible I make Coffee, show me!!
She opens the Bible, turns a few pages and there it is, HEBREWS