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Conversation With Cemetery Plot Salesman
The guy goes to the cemetery office:
"I want to buy a plot, but I need to install an ATM at my grave."
"Why on earth would you ever need such a thing?" Asked the salesman.
"Well, all the kids are gone away and I know they are just counting the minutes till I pass so they can get their inheritance."
"So what does that have to do with an ATM at your grave."
"Well, if they're going to get my money, they're going to have to visit me to make a withdrawal!"
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Dan (RVM67), Yvonne & 2 nutty mutts
2015 Flagstaff V-Lite 30WFKSS; 2012 Sierra 2500HD Crew
Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread...
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