Corrected: Do You Know Your Hymns

[Larry & Rita]

Do You Know Your Hymns ?

The Dentist’s Hymn; Crown Him With Many Crowns

The Weatherman’s Hymn; There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings

The Contractor’s Hymn; The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn; Holy,Holy,Holy

The Golfer’s Hymn; There’s A Green Hill Far Away

The Politician’s Hymn; Standing On The Promises

The Optometrist’s Hymn; Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent’s Hymn; I Surrender All

The Gossiper’s Hymn; Pass It On

The Electrician’s Hymn; Send the Light

The Shopper’s Hymn; Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor’s Hymn; I’ve Got A Mansion, Just Over The Hill Top

Massage Therapist’s Hymn; He Touched Me

The Doctor’s Hymn; The Great Physician

AND FOR THOSE WHO SPEED ON THE HIGHWAY-A FEW HYMN’S:

45mph-------------------God Will Take Care Of You
65mph-------------------Nearer My God To Thee
85mph-------------------This World is Not My Home
95mph-------------------Lord, I’m Coming Home
100mph------------------Precious Memories

[dashdriver]

ROFL

[wa8yxm]

SWIPED!!!!!! and Pass it on I will.

[Wayne M]

Ditto.