Couple more to put a smile on your face

[Bob/Becky D - VA]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved
in a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St.Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting,
they begin to wonder:could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, " I
don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go
find out, " and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed;
the couple was still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that
if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the
eternal aspect of it all. "

What if it doesn't work? " they wondered, " Are we stuck
together FOREVER? "

After yet another month, St . Peter finally returns, looking
somewhat bedraggled. " Yes, " he informs the couple, " you can
get married in Heaven. "

" Great! " said the couple, " But we were just wondering,
what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce
in Heaven? "

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the
ground.

" What's wrong? " asked the frightened couple.

" OH, COME ON! " St. Peter shouts, " It took me three
months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how
long it's going to take me to find a LAWYER? "

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Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower-Cooter, Pete and K.C.
As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is
killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, shuks,
Someone should go and tell his wife."

KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, "You must be Cooter's widow'."

She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said
"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."


Rednecks (and sailors) Are Good At Sensitive Stuff