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Old 03-20-2011, 06:38 PM   #1
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Cow from Kansas

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The
> people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Kansas for
> $200.00.
> They brought the cow from Kansas and the cow was wonderful. It
> produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and
> very happy.
> They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more
> cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply
> again.
> They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
> However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
> away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
> from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
> The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very
> wise, what to do.
> They told the Vet what was happening.
> "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he
> approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches
> her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and
> she walks away to the other side."
> The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this
> cow in Kansas ?"
> The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
> bought the cow.
> "You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
> "How did you know we got the cow in Kansas ?
> The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
> Kansas "

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Old 03-20-2011, 07:06 PM   #2
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Old 03-20-2011, 07:51 PM   #3
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Just had DW read this. I get to eat cereal for breakfast this week.
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That cereal will be good for the heart Ray... let her eat cake !

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Will have to tell the DW that one, don't mind sleeping on the couch anyway hehe
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Have great friends in Ks. Cant wait to nail him with this one.

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