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Old 10-17-2012, 07:07 PM   #1
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Dating ads for seniors

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

Ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Not in running condition, but walks well.


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Old 10-17-2012, 07:13 PM   #2
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I don't care what anyone says....those ads are hilarious

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Old 10-18-2012, 02:52 PM   #3
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I began to laugh at them until I realized it was only because I understood them.

Then the crying started . . .
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Old 10-18-2012, 04:09 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Nick-B
I began to laugh at them until I realized it was only because I understood them.

Then the crying started . . .
LOL....I hear ya Nick! Thanks for the laugh.
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