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Old 10-17-2012, 08:07 PM   #1
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Dating ads for seniors

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

Ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

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SERENITY NOW :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE :
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES :
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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MINT CONDITION :

Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Not in running condition, but walks well.

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I don't care what anyone says....those ads are hilarious
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I began to laugh at them until I realized it was only because I understood them.

Then the crying started . . .
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I began to laugh at them until I realized it was only because I understood them.

Then the crying started . . .
LOL....I hear ya Nick! Thanks for the laugh.
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