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Old 12-22-2012, 06:48 PM   #1
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Degrees of Blond

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'


Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'


Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

A: 'Is it mine?' SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ..'


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrollingnearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'


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Old 12-22-2012, 07:00 PM   #2
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Old 12-22-2012, 07:03 PM   #3
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good ones :-)
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Old 12-23-2012, 08:23 PM   #4
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some new ones I havent heard before
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Old 12-30-2012, 02:32 PM   #5
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Awesome !
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Old 12-30-2012, 02:40 PM   #6
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All new material to me.
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Funny - love new jokes!!
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Old 12-30-2012, 05:10 PM   #8
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Please keep them coming.I always need a good laugh at someone else expense.Most of these I haven't heard.
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Just got to love those Blonde Jokes
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Good ones !!!!
My blonde wife usually tells me all of them in a preemptive strike....
that's because of her redheaded friend that's a girl - they use them interchangeably (and between u and me - the redheads acts more like a blonde than my wife )

If you really are sad and think nobody cares, just try missing a few payments ! '11 Monaco Diplomat 43DFT RR10R pushed by a Demco Excali-Bar II hitch which is pushed by a '14 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport.
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