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Old 10-11-2012, 05:29 PM   #1
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Distracted Driving Incident


Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........

This morningon the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a


In a brand new

Doing 65 mph

With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I had to put on my seat belt


I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut
Out of my other hand.

In allThe confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!


And burned

Big Denny and the Twins,

Ruined the darn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Darn women drivers


Dennis & Carol
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Old 10-11-2012, 05:38 PM   #2
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Your right, good chuckle. In my years as a driver for the Post Office as a package pickup driver, I saw many that came close to that description.

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Old 10-11-2012, 09:33 PM   #3
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They should make those cell phones women err water proof.
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:55 AM   #4
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big denny and the twins??????
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Good one!
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:36 PM   #6
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You didn't mention whether or not you were able to finish the sports section and the crossword puzzle.

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