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Old 10-11-2012, 06:29 PM   #1
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Distracted Driving Incident

JUST HAD TO SHARE...MY MORNING CHUCKLE!!




Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........




This morningon the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a





Woman


In a brand new
Cadillac




Doing 65 mph




With her
Face up next to her



Rear view mirror



Putting on her eyeliner.



I looked away



For a couple seconds...



to continue shaving



And when I looked back she was



Halfway over in my lane,




Still working on that makeup.



As a man,



I don't scare easily.



But she scared me so much;





I had to put on my seat belt



and

I dropped



My electric shaver




Which knocked



The donut
Out of my other hand.



In allThe confusion of trying
To straighten out the car




Using my knees against
The steering wheel,




It knocked



My Cell Phone




Away from my ear




Which fell




Into the coffee



Between my legs!




Splashed,




And burned




Big Denny and the Twins,




Ruined the darn phone,



Soaked my trousers,




And disconnected an
Important call.



Darn women drivers




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Old 10-11-2012, 06:38 PM   #2
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Your right, good chuckle. In my years as a driver for the Post Office as a package pickup driver, I saw many that came close to that description.
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They should make those cell phones women err water proof.
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big denny and the twins??????
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Good one!
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You didn't mention whether or not you were able to finish the sports section and the crossword puzzle.
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