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Old 07-13-2015, 07:47 PM   #1
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Divorce vs, Murder (copied)

Divorce vs. Murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said; 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked; 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied; 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed; 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied; 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

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Okay, wasn't expecting that!

Men, can't live with them and it's still against the law to shoot them. LOL

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That reminds me of another (in this case, true) cyanide story.

Winston Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor were bitter political enemies. One evening, somebody with a sense of humor seated them next to each other at a dinner party.

At one point in the evening, she commented: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put cyanide in your tea."

Without hesitation, he replied: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

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