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03-22-2012, 05:33 PM
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Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Gardnerville, Nevada
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Dog diary vs cat diary
The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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2009 Beaver Contessa
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03-22-2012, 07:48 PM
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Community Administrator
Pond Piggies Club LA Gulf Coast Campers Outdoors RV Owners Club Entegra Owners Club Skyline Owners Group
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Now that's funny. 
Lori-
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There is great need for a sarcasm font. 
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03-22-2012, 11:09 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 7,469
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We have 2 of each. I think this is probably a true story.
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03-23-2012, 07:41 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Alberta
Posts: 1,429
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A lot ot truth to that, good one
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03-23-2012, 08:50 PM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Shadow Hills,CA 91040
Posts: 3,038
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Purrrrfect !
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03-28-2012, 07:35 PM
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Registered User
Fleetwood Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
Posts: 1,857
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Masters
Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.
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03-28-2012, 07:53 PM
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Senior Member
Thor Owners Club
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 2,893
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Cats have staff
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03-30-2012, 11:12 AM
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Senior Member
Florida Cooters Club Solo Rvers Club Coastal Campers KZ RV Club
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Travelling the East Coast
Posts: 170
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In ancient Egypt, cats were revered as deities...
Cats have not forgotten this...
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03-30-2012, 11:18 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Here's more.....
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.
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04-07-2012, 11:28 AM
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Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Panama City, FL
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I told my friend, "My dog thinks he's human."
And he said, "My cat thinks he's GOD."
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aka Flotsam & Jetsam, The Wandrin' Waters
"Not all who wander are lost."
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