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Old 09-27-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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I have a Labrador Retriever, was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

(Duh!)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last
time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way it works, is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.


Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?


I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.
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Old 09-27-2007, 09:49 AM   #2
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I have a Labrador Retriever, was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

(Duh!)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last
time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way it works, is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.


Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?


I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:57 AM   #3
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I'll have to tell this one to my neighbor who has a dog.
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Great one, can't wait until I can use that on someone. Probly be at the checkout at PetSmart.
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