A rich city dude got off the main road thinking he was taking a short cut to his destination. He had traveled quite a ways down the dirt country road when he realized he was needing to purchase gas before long. He came upon a young boy walking leisurely down the road. He stopped and asked the boy: son how far is it to the next town? Boy replied, don't know sir. The man then asked how far it was to the town he had passed through before getting on the country road? Don't know sir. Man said: son you don't know much do you? Boy shuffling feet in the dirt said: no sir, but I'm not lost!