Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
that expensive double-pane-energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who
installed them. He was complaining that the windows
had been installed a whole year ago and I had never
paid for them yet. Hellloooo?
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean
that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just
exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME
last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these
windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo"? (I told him.) "It's been a year!"
There was only silence at the other end of the line,
so I finally just hung up... He hasn't called back,
probably too embarrassed about forgetting the
guarantee they made me.
I bet he won't underestimate a