Down south

[Larry & Rita]

Sounds like the mosquitos in Florida.
They carried my dog away

[frankdamp]

Two Virginia skeeters are sitting on the ridgepole of a tent looking at a sleeping camper. One says "Are we going to eat this guy here or carry him back to the swamp?'" The other one says "We'll eat him here, If we take him back to the swamp, those big skeeters will take him away from us".

A Virginia skeeter landed at Langley AFB. The line crew had pumped 50 gallons of jet fuel into it before they realised it wasn't an F-15.

Was I ever glad when Boeing asked me to come back to Seattle.

[butterbean]

Howdy E&F, (had b-i-l by those initials)
GLAD YOU GOT YOUR JOB BACK!!!!!!!! Those VIrginia skeeters would be a snack for Texas heelflies... That one at Langley was from Louseiana, I garontee!!!