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Old 02-14-2016, 04:23 PM   #1
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Dr. Geezer's clinic



An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a
medical clinic.



He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's Clinic. Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."



Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
beans about medicine, thought this would be a great
opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.



Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me ??




" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in Dr. Young's mouth."



Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"


Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."






Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."



Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"


Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!



Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's
your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)






Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!


Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500."


Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an "old Geezer"*






Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the
first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
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That was a good one!!
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