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Old 02-14-2016, 03:23 PM   #1
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Dr. Geezer's clinic

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a
medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's Clinic. Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
beans about medicine, thought this would be a great
opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me ??

" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's
your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an "old Geezer"*

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the
first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

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Old 02-14-2016, 03:45 PM   #2
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Old 02-14-2016, 08:54 PM   #3
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That was a good one!!
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