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Old 07-13-2015, 10:15 PM   #1
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, The best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad But the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

'I'll tell you something else, boy, Your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, Takes the drunk by the shoulders Looks him square in the eyes and says.....................

'Grandpa ; ........
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Mousy little man is sitting at the bar contemplating the drink in front of him. Big Town Bully comes in and makes some remark..Swipes the little guy's drink and downs it in one gulp.. Little guy starts crying. Bully is moved "It's only a drink.. I'll get you a new one"

Little guy says: You do not unerstand.. On the way to work this morning I had a flat, so I was late.. and the boss fired me.. So I got back home and found wife was in bed with my coworker.. Then I found my dog had died, today has been the worst.. I've been sitting here for the last hour deciding weather to commit suicide or not and you just drank my poison, It's the last poison I have....
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