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Old 01-11-2015, 08:43 PM   #1
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Duck Food

Duck goes into a hardware store and asks the guy at the counter for Duck Food.

Guy says "sorry we do not carry duck food".

Next day duck goes back to the store and asks the same guy if they have duck food.

Guy says "sorry we do not carry duck food".

Day after the duck goes back to the store and asks the same guy if they have duck food.

Guys says "I have told you for the last two days We Do Not Carry Duck Food"

Next day the duck goes into the store and asks the guy if they have duck food.

Guy says "I told you for the last three days we do not carry duck food. We have not carried it and we will not carry it so stop asking!"

Following day the duck goes into the store and asks the fellow for some duck food.

Guy says "Thats it. I told you for the last four days we do not carry duck food. If you come in and ask for duck food it will nail your feet to the floor."

Next day the duck comes in and asks the fellow "Do you have any nails?"

Guys say "No - sorry, we dont carry nails. You will have to go to a lumber yard".

Duck says "Got any duck food?"

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Old 01-11-2015, 08:50 PM   #2
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Is that an Ohio State Joke?

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Do you know why baby ducks don't have babies?

Their quak's are too small!
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Why would they not have any nails in a hardware store? ��
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Cause the original story took place in a bar!!

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