Love it.. I have actually met ONE, count him ONE drunk driver who admitted he was drunk.. My troopers met two but one .. well it's a funny story... Most deny they are drunk.. Im not as thunk as you trink I am or some such.
The story: Arrested for OUI he was taken to the local PD for lodging, The desk officer said "Forget the paperwork, through those doors, COURT,, The charges were read, the judge ask how he plead, "I'm drunk your honor, I guess I have to plead guility". Judge said he could not accept the plea being as the defendant was drunk.. Night in Jail come back in morning.. Drunk: "What about my friend he was not driving" he goes to jail too.
Next morning the drunk tried to plead Not Guilty,, Judge talked him back to a Guilty plea and sentenced him.
Home is where I park it!