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Old 09-07-2010, 05:13 AM   #1
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As Dolly Parton once said, "Dumb blond jokes don't bother me, because I'm not dumb.....and I'm not a blond."

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Old 09-07-2010, 06:47 AM   #2
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jf we post stories here do we have to type slow and post it twice
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Some of my favorites!

How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.

How can you tell if another blonde has also been using the computer?
There's writing on the white-out.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
Tell her a joke on Friday


Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?

They can't put the bottles in the printers.
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Old 09-13-2010, 05:58 PM   #4
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Our youngest daughters favorite; Do you know why dumb blonde jokes are short and easy to get? Ans_ So brunettes can understand them.
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You can always tell a blonde, you just can't tell her much.
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Know what to call a blond that's dyed her hair brown?






Artificial Intelligence.
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Old 09-19-2010, 12:27 PM   #7
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The blond steps up and says to the lady behind the counter:
"I'd like a coke and an order of fries."

The lady behind the counter quickly whispers:
"I'm sorry Ma'am, but this is a library!"

The blond thinks for a second, then whispers:
"Oh, sorry. I'd like a coke and an order of fries."
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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

She was throwing away all the W's.
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What do you call a group of blonds covered in sugar?



Frosted Flakes.
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:41 PM   #10
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Blind man walks into a "Female" Bar in NY. Says :"Anybody want to hear a good blonde joke?" The woman beside him says :Sir, you're in a "Female" bar -and I am a blonde body builder. The bar tender is a blonde weight lifter. And the waitress on your left is a female blonde restler. Are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?"
The man says: "Not if I am gonna have to explain it three times."
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As Dolly Parton once said, "Dumb blond jokes don't bother me, because I'm not dumb.....and I'm not a blond."
Q:What do you call a smart blond?
A: A Golden Retriever

Q:How did the blond break her arm?
A:She fell out of a tree trying to rake leaves.

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