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Old 07-31-2013, 07:14 PM   #1
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Eating alone

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies,

Wait for it...

It's coming...

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She said...

"You just happened to catch my eye."

(Oh shut up, copy it, and just forward it!)

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Old 07-31-2013, 08:35 PM   #2
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sad for me i have social anxiety disorder so saying he did not have the
nerve to talk is 100% me LOL

i cant even look some one in the eye LOL more or less talk to them
this is the only way i can talk to ppl is on here

but i well be the first to say liked the joke

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i want that 30 seconds of my life back Wayne.

From the title I though you had made Earlene mad and she was making you eat alone
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I thought it was a variation of the "Wood I" joke.
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I thought it was a variation of the "Wood I" joke.
An oldie but goodie!
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I did copy and forward it. Even though it made me groan.
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