Elderly Road trip

[Jack R]

Elderly Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple
stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left
the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman
unknowingly left her glasses on the table,
and she didn't miss them until they had been
driving about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they
had to travel quite a distance before they could
find a place to turn around, in order to return to
the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband
became the classic grouchy old man..
He fussed and complained, and scolded
his wife relentlessly during the entire return
drive. The more he chided her, the more
agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up
one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at
the restaurant. As the woman got out of the
car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses,
the old geezer yelled to her,
'While you're in there, you might as
well get my hat and the credit card.'

[Ray,IN]

Ain't it the truth_.