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Old 09-07-2012, 10:58 AM   #1
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Election results...............

The 2012 Presidential election was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin.

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line, and he had 10 fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish, and Obama came in again with none.

That evening the Democrats got together secretly with Obama and said, "We think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother fishing. Just spy on him, and see just how he is cheating.'

The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the Democrats got together for the report of how the Republicans were cheating.
























































Obama said, "You are not going to believe this ... he's cutting holes in the ice."
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Old 09-08-2012, 08:28 PM   #2
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Actually, I heard the same joke this way:

The 2012 Presidential election was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor President Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin.

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line, and he had 0 fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and guessed he would catch up the next day

Soon, President Obama returned and had 50 fish.


At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 0 fish, and President Obama came in again with 50.

Mitt, never having been fishing without someone pulling the fish in for him, decided to spy on President Obama the next day instead of fishing.

After watching the President for a few minutes, he said to himself, “I don’t believe this ... he's cutting holes in the ice."
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Old 09-08-2012, 08:43 PM   #3
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Cute stories guys but let's leave it lie now and please no political replies.

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My appologies Rick, I posted this strickly for the humor and enjoyment of humor. Nothing political on my part.
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Come November a vote will be taken, HOWEVER, no president will be elected by that vote.. Only "Electors" will be elected.

Later (I think December, Might be Jan) The electors will gather and elect our new president, or re-elect the current one.. And that is the only vote that counts. It will NOT be "Too close to call" Of this I"m sure... Now it may be that assorted interests will demand recount after recount (yet again) but the vote that counts will NOT be too close to call.
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