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Old 08-12-2012, 07:05 AM   #1
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Female joke.........

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hope, that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall,
exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly towards her (as any man would). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......

On one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

'Clean my House.

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Old 08-12-2012, 07:13 AM   #2
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Crap! I do it for free. All this time I could have had $20.
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