Rather windy today so I thought I'd teach my 5 year old grandson how to fly a kite. Well the kite would only go up about 5-6 feet then drop to the ground. This happened about 3-4 times when I noticed my wife of 50 years yelling from the front porch some 100 yards away. I asked my grandson to run to her and ask what she's yelling about.
When he returned, my grandson told me that "Grandma said you need more tail". I looked toward her in disgusted and said under my breath, "last night you told me to fly a kite"