For those of us who don't eat enough fish

[bonabob]

An elderly couple go to their neighbors for dinner. After dinner, the wives go to the kitchen to clean up. The two old guys are discussing politics at the dining room table when one says to the other...hey,we went to that new joint in town last night. We had one of the best meals in a long time and the service was superb. What a place!.....the neighbor asks, what is the name of this establishment......well, with a dumbfounded look, the other guy starts scratching his head thinking and thinking.......finally he says to his neighbor, help me out here....what is that flower we give our wives on valentines day, you know, it is red with thorned stems....the neighbor replies, a rose....the other guy shakes his head up and down, then turns toward the kitchen and yells out.........hey Rose, what is the name of that restaurant we ate at last night......

[faye]

man and his always nagging wife went to jerusalem, wife died while there, funeral dir. told man he could get her buried in the HOLY LAND there for $150.00 or he could get his wife shipped back home for $ 5,000.00 dollars, man thought about it and told funeral dir. i'll ship her back home. funeral dir. says to man, why do you want to spend 5,000.00 dollars when she can have a beautiful burial be here for 150.00. man says to funeral director, long ago a man died here a, was buried here and 3 days later rose from the dead, i just can't take that chance.