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Old 04-04-2008, 01:04 PM   #1
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.



Amazing", he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120.



Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this", and pulled
over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper
walked up to the Porsche, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends
in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding
that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."



The old gentleman paused and then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."



"Have a good day, Sir", replied the Trooper.
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:04 PM   #2
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.



Amazing", he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120.



Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this", and pulled
over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper
walked up to the Porsche, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends
in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding
that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."



The old gentleman paused and then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."



"Have a good day, Sir", replied the Trooper.
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Old 04-04-2008, 08:46 PM   #3
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LOL This is a good one.
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Thanks for the laugh.
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