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Old 03-03-2012, 02:16 PM   #1
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Frozen crabs and the blonde stewardess

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't always as dumb as most folks think.


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Old 03-03-2012, 07:20 PM   #2
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I like the story of the thief who grabbed the live lobster out of the tank, Shoved it down the front of his trousers and walked out of the store....

I won't bore you by typing the rest.. Suffice to say He was real happy when the police gave him a ride to the E.R. for removal of .. What had grabbed him.

If you do wish to read the whole story.. Darwin Awards. Homo Sapiens Sapiens, on the verge of extinction. January 2012 has it.
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