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Old 01-12-2013, 02:32 PM   #1
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God loves drunk people too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too.

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
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Oooooo, that's bad. But, I'll forward it to my friends anyway.
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I've forwarded that one. Thanks Wayne.


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So it is possible to knock on a door at three in the morning and not get shot.
Have to admit liked the twist at the end.
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I'll be in La Porte the week of the 21st for a meeting. That 3:00 AM knock on your door will be me, don't shoot just send May out to play.
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I'll be in La Porte the week of the 21st for a meeting. That 3:00 AM knock on your door will be me, don't shoot just send May out to play.
Oh heck! I think I'll leave town. I'm tired of moochers. Miya said to bring cookies (doggie type)

Give a holler when you get here.

Will you be alone or will you have your giirrll.......er wife with you? (Sorry Cinda)
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Oh heck! I think I'll leave town. I'm tired of moochers. Miya said to bring cookies (doggie type)

Give a holler when you get here.

Will you be alone or will you have your giirrll.......er wife with you? (Sorry Cinda)
Just me this time. Hoping we can go for mexican down the street from your house.
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Just me this time. Hoping we can go for mexican down the street from your house.
You'll find him on the neighbors swing

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