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Old 12-13-2015, 06:10 PM   #1
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A man takes the day off and goes golfing. He is on the 2nd hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears ribbit 9 iron, the man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

Ribbit 9 iron.

He looks at the frog and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club up and grabs the 9 iron. Boom he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked, and says to the frog, that's amazing you must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frogs reply, ribbit lucky frog. The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

What do you think frog? The man asks. Ribbit 3 wood. The takes a 3 wood and boom a hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day the man had golfed the best day in his life and asked the frog, OK what's next?

The frog reply, ribbit Las Vegas.

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says ok frog, what's next?

The frog says ribbit, roulette.

Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks what do you think I should bet? The frog replies ribbit $3000 black 6. Now this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom, tons of cash comes sliding across the table. The man takes the winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sets the frog down and says, I don't know how to repay you, you have won me all of this money and I am forever grateful. The frog replies, ribbit kiss me. He figures why not, since all the things the frog had done for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 17 year old girl.

And that your honor is how the 17 year old girl ended up in my room.

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Old 12-14-2015, 08:30 AM   #2
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Sonny, you're too much!

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"And that", His Honor says, "is a plea of guilty to lewd and lascivious with a minor, and interstate transport of said minor for said purpose". "And, If you want to stick to the frog story, you have now confessed to transporting a protected species which is, you guessed it, Federal!"

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