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Old 06-13-2019, 11:15 AM   #1
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Bill was very religious. Every Sunday after church, he’d play golf. As he grew older, he slowed down and eventually became so sick he couldn’t play anymore. “I just hope golf is played in Heaven,” he told his wife who suggested he go to church and pray. And so he did. He thanked God for his wonderful life. “I hope you’ll allow me to play golf in Heaven,” he asked.

A voice thundered before him at the pew: “This is God. I will grant your request, but, first, some news. Would you like the good or the bad news first?” Bill answered, “The good news.” God replied, ”Okay, the good news is that there are beautiful championship golf courses in Heaven.” Bill was filled with joy and thanked God. He then asked, “Now what’s the bad news?” God replied, “You tee off tomorrow at 10.”
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Love your good clean humour.
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I took that as all good news.....
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Bill was very religious. Every Sunday after church, he’d play golf. As he grew older, he slowed down and eventually became so sick he couldn’t play anymore. “I just hope golf is played in Heaven,” he told his wife who suggested he go to church and pray. And so he did. He thanked God for his wonderful life. “I hope you’ll allow me to play golf in Heaven,” he asked.

A voice thundered before him at the pew: “This is God. I will grant your request, but, first, some news. Would you like the good or the bad news first?” Bill answered, “The good news.” God replied, ”Okay, the good news is that there are beautiful championship golf courses in Heaven.” Bill was filled with joy and thanked God. He then asked, “Now what’s the bad news?” God replied, “You tee off tomorrow at 10.”
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