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Old 09-07-2015, 09:34 PM   #1
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Grandmother Orders Breakfast

We went to a restaurant where the Senior Citizen special was two eggs, hash browns, bacon and toast was $2.99

Sounds good grandmother said, but I don't want the eggs

Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you are ordering a la carte" the waitress said

You mean I.'ll have to pay more for not taking the eggs? Grandmother asked

Yes, the waitress replied

I'll take the special then replied grandmother

How do you want your eggs? Asked the waitress

Raw and in the shell grandmother replies

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake

Never mess with a senior citizen

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That was good, just like my late grandma's would do too.
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And the cake was delicious!!
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I love it.. and I'm a senior citizen... Who Bakes (though usually not cakes, I am more of a pie man)
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Some friends and I stopped for breakfast heading to a motorcycle event we were camping for a week at. My friend is a bit of a smart @## and when the waitress asked how he wanted his eggs with the meal he ordered, he responded "freshly shot fom the chickens rear". She brought him a bowl with 2 eggs still in the shell! We laugh at him 3 years later! He got what he asked for and his wife tipped the waitress extra for bringing him what he asked for.

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