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Old 07-03-2012, 05:28 PM   #1
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Hers your joke for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!


(this was actually reported by a teacher)

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved
to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't
have to mow the grass anymore!
They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He
watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night
--- early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who
do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will
let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

Remember to send this to all your "retarded grandparent" friends and give them a laugh too!!

George & Sue
On the road to someplace!
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:35 PM   #2
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Priceless is right!

When we went full time, DW bought a book to explain to the grand babies what we were doing. It was called "My Grandparents Live in an RV".
This kids book was clearly written to try to explain to them why these crazy old people were spending their lives just driving all around.

Rick, Nancy, Peanut & Lola our Westie Dogs & Bailey the Sheltie.

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