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Old 10-29-2016, 04:20 PM   #1
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Halloween Jokes?

How about some Halloween Jokes....

Why did the Skeleton not cross the road? ...Because he didn't have the guts.

What's a ghost's favorite breakfast? ...Boo berry pancakes.

What is a mummy's favorite music? ...Wrap.
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Why can't a ghost get pregnant? Hollow weenie
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Not a joke but got a chuckle when i saw this.
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How about some Halloween Jokes....

Why did the Skeleton not cross the road? ...Because he didn't have the guts.

What's a ghost's favorite breakfast? ...Boo berry pancakes.

What is a mummy's favorite music? ...Wrap.
groan.....
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Old 10-30-2016, 07:42 AM   #5
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groan.....
Your young children/grandchildren will enjoy them...or not. :0)
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those are funny
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Old 11-02-2016, 07:37 PM   #7
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What do you call a pumpkin that helps little pumpkins get to school?




A crossing Gourd.
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What do you call a pumpkin that helps little pumpkins get to school?




A crossing Gourd.
My mom paints and burns decorative gourds and she will love this one!

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What do you get when you devide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?


Pumpkin Pi
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What do you get when you devide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?


Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Pi ...too funny :0)

...just in time for Thanksgiving.
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This one goes back to when I was about four years old. Remember Casper the friendly ghost?


What does Casper eat for breakfast?...................Ghost Toasties!




With evaporated milk......................


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Where do pumpkin pies come from???

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