After being over 50 years I told my wife you know 50 years ago we had a cheap house, a run down car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch television...........But I slept with a gorgeous 23 year
Now we have a $500'00.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, sleep in a king size bed and have a 55 inch television.
I don't think you are holding up your end of the marriage (she's 69)
Sooo wife says go find you a gorgeous 23 year old hottie and I will see to it you will again sleep in a cheap house, drive a run down used car, sleep on a sofa bed and watch a 10 inch television.
Oops I think I will keep her a little longer.......