Happy Dancer

[pumper9x9]

HAPPY DANCER

Husband takes the wife to a disco.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating."

[CLIFFTALL]

And that's when the fight started

[PatrickJ]

A man is out for a drive with the top down on a warm spring day in Texas. His speed gets away from him and soon there is a State Trooper behind him. The motorist accelerates to over 100 and runs for about 10 miles with the Trooper giving chase before giving up and pulling over. The trooper runs up to the convertible to confront the motorist:

Trooper: "You better have a damn good reason for runnin' from me"

Motorist: "My wife left me for a Texas State Trooper eight years ago. I thought you might be trying to bring her back!"