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Old 05-26-2013, 03:52 PM   #1
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I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. Sobbing I say: "This is the worst day of my life! .. I'm a complete failure! .. I was late to a meeting this morning, and my boss fired me! .. When I went to the parking lot, I found that my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance! .. I left my wallet in the cab I took home! .. I found my wife with another man .. and then my dog bit me! .. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all!"

Still sobbing: "I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve .. and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"

"But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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Old 05-26-2013, 07:11 PM   #4
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That Wayne has a way of making just about anything funny.Got ta love it .
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