Heck of a day
Heck Of A Day
I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. Sobbing I say: "This is the worst day of my life! .. I'm a complete failure! .. I was late to a meeting this morning, and my boss fired me! .. When I went to the parking lot, I found that my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance! .. I left my wallet in the cab I took home! .. I found my wife with another man .. and then my dog bit me! .. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all!"
Still sobbing: "I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve .. and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"
"But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
Wayne MSGT USMC (Ret) & Earlene (CinCHouse)
2008 Winnebago Destination 39W
It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.