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Heck of a day
Heck Of A Day
I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. Sobbing I say: "This is the worst day of my life! .. I'm a complete failure! .. I was late to a meeting this morning, and my boss fired me! .. When I went to the parking lot, I found that my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance! .. I left my wallet in the cab I took home! .. I found my wife with another man .. and then my dog bit me! .. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all!"
Still sobbing: "I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve .. and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"
"But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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Wayne MSGT USMC (Ret) & Earlene (CinCHouse) RVM14 (ARS: KE5QG)
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2015 Winnebago Tour 42QD - 2020 Lincoln Nautilus Reserve
It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.
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