It was funnier the way Wayne told it, so imagine his editted by his sense of humor.
Barb
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Her bedtime prayer --
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
His whenever prayer --*
I pray for an easy woman with big (insert noun here)*who owns a bar on a golf course, the RV of my dreams*and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This*doesn't rhyme and I don't give a hoot.