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Old 10-23-2011, 06:24 PM   #1
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Hers's your wife.

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. * A Male's Response * So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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Which proves why Marines are trained to sleep on the floor, ground or anything that's slightly flat and moves slowly............. after being kicked outta bed.
Sorry, I know I've been picking on you guys lately but my Wife read the post and "thought" an appropriate response was in order.
Go ahead say it : "Grunts are wusses" (wooses, woosies, pussies, pansies etc.)
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It's a good thing you do what she tells you

You must have a sign up somewhere that says,

"I am master of this house. Whatever my wife wishes shall be done."

I get it.
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Which proves why Marines are trained to sleep on the floor, ground or anything that's slightly flat and moves slowly............. after being kicked outta bed.
Sorry, I know I've been picking on you guys lately but my Wife read the post and "thought" an appropriate response was in order.
Go ahead say it : "Grunts are wusses" (wooses, woosies, pussies, pansies etc.)
Ok.. WUSS
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