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10-23-2011, 05:24 PM
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Location: where its warmmmmm
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Hers's your wife.
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. * A Male's Response * So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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10-23-2011, 05:29 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Chula Vista, Mexifornia
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LMAO 
If We Can't Haul It....You Don't Need It ! Motor-T
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Remember "Without Truck's......America Stops" RVM129
"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "Real Marines".
Major General Chesty Puller, USMC -"Semper Fi"
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10-23-2011, 07:26 PM
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RV Mutant #14
Winnebago Owners Club Texas Boomers Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Texas
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x2, x2, x2
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Wayne MSGT USMC (Ret) & Earlene (CinCHouse) RVM14 (ARS: KE5QG)
Lexi - Goldendoodle
2015 Winnebago Tour 42QD - 2020 Lincoln Nautilus Reserve
It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.
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10-23-2011, 09:10 PM
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Which proves why Marines are trained to sleep on the floor, ground or anything that's slightly flat and moves slowly............. after being kicked outta bed.
Sorry, I know I've been picking on you guys lately but my Wife read the post and "thought" an appropriate response was in order.
Go ahead say it : "Grunts are wusses" (wooses, woosies, pussies, pansies etc.)
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10-23-2011, 09:13 PM
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RV Mutant #14
Winnebago Owners Club Texas Boomers Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
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Location: Texas
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It's a good thing you do what she tells you
You must have a sign up somewhere that says,
"I am master of this house. Whatever my wife wishes shall be done." 
I get it.
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Wayne MSGT USMC (Ret) & Earlene (CinCHouse) RVM14 (ARS: KE5QG)
Lexi - Goldendoodle
2015 Winnebago Tour 42QD - 2020 Lincoln Nautilus Reserve
It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.
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10-23-2011, 09:24 PM
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Registered User
Vintage RV Owners Club Gulf Streamers Club
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Indiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigskymt
Which proves why Marines are trained to sleep on the floor, ground or anything that's slightly flat and moves slowly............. after being kicked outta bed.
Sorry, I know I've been picking on you guys lately but my Wife read the post and "thought" an appropriate response was in order.
Go ahead say it : "Grunts are wusses" (wooses, woosies, pussies, pansies etc.)
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Ok.. WUSS 
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10-23-2011, 09:55 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Chula Vista, Mexifornia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne M
It's a good thing you do what she tells you
You must have a sign up somewhere that says,
"I am master of this house. Whatever my wife wishes shall be done."
I get it. |
X2
Hey Top Us Grunts gotta stick together.
If We Can't Haul It....You Don't Need It ! Motor-T
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Remember "Without Truck's......America Stops" RVM129
"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "Real Marines".
Major General Chesty Puller, USMC -"Semper Fi"
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10-23-2011, 09:59 PM
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Chula Vista, Mexifornia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigskymt
Which proves why Marines are trained to sleep on the floor, ground or anything that's slightly flat and moves slowly............. after being kicked outta bed.
Sorry, I know I've been picking on you guys lately but my Wife read the post and "thought" an appropriate response was in order.
Go ahead say it : "Grunts are wusses" (wooses, woosies, pussies, pansies etc.)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Midniteoyl
Ok.. WUSS |
Must Be Squids !!! 
If We Can't Haul It....You Don't Need It ! Motor-T
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Remember "Without Truck's......America Stops" RVM129
"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "Real Marines".
Major General Chesty Puller, USMC -"Semper Fi"
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10-23-2011, 11:48 PM
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Registered User
Vintage RV Owners Club Gulf Streamers Club
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Indiana
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Just one of us
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