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Old 05-15-2018, 09:17 PM   #141
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A blond, brunette and a red head are lost in a desert when they come across a lamp. They start rubbing it and a genie pops out. He tell them they can only have one wish each.

The brunette says, "I wish I was home." Whoosh she's gone.

The red head the says, "I wish I was home too." Whoosh she's gone.

The genie turn to the blond and says, "what wish can I grant you."

The blond thought a minute then said, "I wish my friends were back here with me."

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Old 05-15-2018, 11:09 PM   #142
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A bunch of blondes decided to start a space agency to compete with NASA. They announced they would be landing on the sun as no one has done it before. When being interviewed by the media the reporter asked how they could land on the sun with out burning up. The blonde said they had thought of that and that is why they are going at night!

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Old 05-16-2018, 04:44 AM   #143
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Blonde goes to the airline ticket counter and asked for a round trip ticket, the agent ask “where to?” Blonde says “back here”.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:59 PM   #144
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Please forgive me if this is a duplicate post. I wanted to show Y'all that blondes are not just human. Lily is our blonde and she has a very similar personality to the human blondes.

I stopped a a Jiffy Lube to get the oil changed in my Class C on Monday. I had to disconnect the toad so I tossed Lily up into the cab. She is terrified of the moving RV and insists on laying on my lap whenever the engine is running. .

When the work was done, one of the employees jumped into the cab to back the RV out of the service bay. I heard the engine start and then the guy laughing. Lily had claimed his lap for the 50 foot ride.

We've been fulltimers her entire life. I thought she'd eventually learn it was safe, but she hasn’t. She is fearless in most situations. She even chased a HUGE coyote once. Only the human chasing her saved Lily from being his dinner

One thing I do know about blondes - you can’t change their mind about anything.
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