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MSHappyCampers · 12-23-2015, 09:11 AM

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

PJStough · 12-23-2015, 09:17 AM

There is actually only one blond joke, all the rest are true stories.

deputydog · 12-23-2015, 09:22 AM

A blond knows what's really important

ramblinboy · 12-23-2015, 02:55 PM

A double-decker bus tour guide having fun on the lower level decides to check on the rest of the blondes-only city bus tour. Upon reaching the top level of the bus she's shocked to see all of the blondes gripping the seat tops with looks of sheer terror on their faces.
As they round a sharp curve she says to the group we're having so much fun downstairs why not you people? One blonde whispers - well you have a driver! :->

bandorr2000 · 12-23-2015, 03:48 PM

Two blondes walking in the woods when one says, "Look, deer tracks!"
" No", says the other, "Those are Moose tracks!"
"Deer!"
"Moose!"
"Deer!"
"Moose!"

Then the train hit them.

halfwright · 12-23-2015, 03:48 PM

Four blondes walk into a bar, buy a round, click their glasses together and say, "Three months and four days" They repeat this for two more times and finally the bartender asks what they are toasting. One tells him they had bought a jigsaw puzzle and had put it together in three months and four days. He said that might be a long time to do that. She told him, "On the side of the box, it said 5-6 years."

ArmandV · 12-23-2015, 03:53 PM

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.

MSHappyCampers · 12-23-2015, 03:58 PM

You guys are killing me!

ArmandV · 12-23-2015, 04:02 PM

Why didn't the blonde mother change her baby's diaper?

Because the diaper package said "up to 25 pounds."

Lifemember · 12-23-2015, 04:15 PM

New York state has passed a law that will move the head light dimmer switch back down to the floor on the left side... Two many blonds are getting their foot caught in the steering wheel.

sgtjoe · 12-23-2015, 04:22 PM

I always tell my two little Blond granddaughters about their trip to Disney Land. As they were driving down the road they saw the sign that said Disney Land left, so they turned around and came home.

twinboat · 12-23-2015, 04:24 PM

Why do Blonds smile during thunder storms ?

They think someone is taking their picture

halfwright · 12-23-2015, 04:49 PM

A blonde was in the frozen food aisle at the market staring at a can of orange juice. A clerk saw her and asked if he could help her. She ignored him and continued staring. He asked louder and she angrily pointed at a word on the label. The word was "Concentrate."