A Yankee will-
Put R's were they don't belong.
Have absolute no taste.
Create new words such as Rattlemoccacin... (WORSTE SNAKE IS BLACKMOCCACIN)
Thinks that southern water ( a little cold ) is hot.
Will take one sentence and make a complete different one.
If they roll their R's ALOT
they may not be found with snow.
They aren't found with sugar.
They may talk a lot.
Now if you are ANY ( or someone you know ) OF THESE THINGS (even if one of EM) YOU ARE A YANKEE. Now. I have chili to eat.