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Old 08-20-2011, 10:53 AM   #1
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How to tell the sex of a fly

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh! Kill any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Roflmao! DW didn't think it so funny.
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Great one!
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Good one, here is another. Click on the pic.

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I dont care what you say about Wayne the Marine.....

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