How To Treat Your Wife
Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife.
He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.
Gee, Bob remarked later, you really make a big fuss over your wife.
I started to appreciate her more about six months ago, Joe said. It has revived our marriage and we couldn't be happier.
Inspired Joe hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her, and said he. Wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears. Honey, Bob said what's the matter?
This has been the worst day, she replied. Billy fell off his bike and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now to top it off, you come home drunk.