Go Back   iRV2 Forums > CAMPING, TRAVEL and TRIP PLANNING > RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories
Click Here to Login
Join iRV2 Today

Mission Statement: Supporting thoughtful exchange of knowledge, values and experience among RV enthusiasts.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 11-02-2007, 06:28 AM   #1
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: crestview, florida
Posts: 34
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon.
>
> With great emphasis he said,
>
> "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take
> it and pour it into the
> river."
>
> With even greater emphasis he said,
>
> "And if I had
> All the wine in the world, I'd take it and
> pour it into the river."
>
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air,
> he
> Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the
> world,
> I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
>
>
> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>
>
> The song leader stood very cautiously and
> announced
> With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our
> closing song,
> Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the
> River."
__________________

__________________
unclejohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Join the #1 RV Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

iRV2.com RV Community - Are you about to start a new improvement on your RV or need some help with some maintenance? Do you need advice on what products to buy? Or maybe you can give others some advice? No matter where you fit in you'll find that iRV2 is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with other RV owners, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create an RV blog, send private messages and so much, much more!

Old 11-02-2007, 06:28 AM   #2
Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: crestview, florida
Posts: 34
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon.
>
> With great emphasis he said,
>
> "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take
> it and pour it into the
> river."
>
> With even greater emphasis he said,
>
> "And if I had
> All the wine in the world, I'd take it and
> pour it into the river."
>
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air,
> he
> Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the
> world,
> I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
>
>
> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>
>
> The song leader stood very cautiously and
> announced
> With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our
> closing song,
> Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the
> River."
__________________
unclejohn is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:36 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.